Red Sox Prayer

I am not a Red Sox fan, but with so many in the congregation, I thought this prayer that I got in an email (thanks Sandy!) might be of some help:

Our Father, who art at Fenway...
Baseball be thy game.
Thy Kingdom come,
Playoffs need to be won,
On Earth, then on to the Cask 'n' Flagon.

Give us this day, a perfect Papi,
And forgive us our losses,

As we forgive those,
Like Eric Gagné.

And lead us not, into desperation,
But deliver us from any losses.

For thine is the Power,
And the Glory,
To beat the Indians,
Forever and ever....the Yankees still suck
A-men.